things got better
you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
